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and click the subscribe button! It is that easy! | Good, Clean Funny of the Day | Friday, May 16, 2008 |
Married 25 Years  
Date: Sent Friday, May 16, 2008
Category: None | Rating: 4.01/5 (148 votes)
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When a man was married 25 years, he took a look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap rented house and a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed, and watched a 19-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.
"Now we have an $800,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice bed, and a plasma screen TV, but now I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that
you are not holding up your side of things."
His wife, being a very reasonable woman, told him to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde and she would make sure that he would once again be
living in a cheap rented house, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 19-inch black-and-white TV, if he was lucky.
Received from Gary.
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